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BRAINPOWER

Cloud-based RAM injection technology to boost your FPS, render speeds, and multitasking instantly.

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0ms Latency
5x Faster Boot
128GB Max Capacity
84,930,112 TB Downloaded
999,999 FPS Boosted
100% Server Uptime
600,700 Happy Gamers

AS SEEN ON (FAKE NEWS)

HOW IT WORKS

01

Connect to Host

We establish a secure quantum tunnel to your motherboard's northbridge.

02

Flash Memory

Our cloud servers upload raw voltage patterns directly to your DIMM slots.

03

Sync & Reboot

Your system recognizes the new capacity instantly. No screwdriver needed.

WHY SWITCH TO CLOUD RAM?

FEATURE OLD SCHOOL HARDWARE NONI.TO
Installation Requires Screwdriver Instant Click
Price $$$ Expensive FREE
Speed Limited by physics Faster than light
RGB Requires extra cables Digital RGB Included
Taste Metallic / Crunchy Gluten-Free

CHOOSE YOUR UPGRADE

8 GB
FREE
  • DDR5 Virtual Speed
  • Single-Channel Injection
  • Good for Office Work
32 GB
FREE
  • Dual-Channel Overclock
  • RGB Sync Enabled
  • FPS Boost (+20%)
  • Priority Server Slot
128 GB
FREE
  • Quad-Channel Hyperthreading
  • Liquid Cooling Simulation
  • Render 8K Video

DOWNLOAD EXTRA VRAM (GPU)

Boost your Graphics Card instantly. Compatible with NVIDIA, AMD, and Intel integrated graphics.

8 GB
FREE
  • 1080p Ultra Textures
  • Shadow Enhancement
  • Basic Ray Tracing
16 GB
FREE
  • 4K Gaming Ready
  • DLSS 4.0 Unlocker
  • Volumetric Fog Rendering
24 GB
FREE
  • 8K Texture Packs
  • AI Frame Generation
  • Crypto Mining Speedup

MEET THE EXPERTS

Dr. Chip Swanson

Chief Silicon Evangelist

Anita Gigabyte

VP of Cloud Storage

Terry Flops

Lead Shader Optimization

Sarah Cache

Latency Reduction Specialist

SOFTWARE ACCESSORIES

Maximize your build with these essential drivers.

⚡

WiFi Voltage Increaser

Make your internet stronger by adding more electricity to the signals.

🎨

Monitor Pixel Polisher

Cleans your dirty pixels from the inside out using nano-bots.

🌪️

Fan Speed Multiplier

Makes your fans spin 200% faster than their motors allow.

VERIFIED GAMERS

"I downloaded 32GB of RAM and now my chrome tabs open before I even click them. Insane tech!"

"My dad said you can't download hardware. I showed him this site and now he's downloading a new car. Thanks!"

"The VRAM injection is legit. I'm running Cyberpunk 2077 at 12K resolution on my toaster. Literally."

FREQUENTLY ASKED

Is this actually safe?

Yes! Our proprietary Soft-Hardware (SoftWare?) technology is 100% organic and gluten-free.

Will this void my warranty?

Only if you tell the manufacturer. What happens in the cloud, stays in the cloud.

Can I download a better CPU?

Don't be ridiculous. You can't just "download" a physical processor. That would be absurd. You CAN, however, download our Hyper-Threaded Logic Paste™ which lubricates your existing cores for 300% more speed.

Why is it free?

We believe in open-source hardware. Also, we definitely don't mine crypto on your browser while you visit. Wink.

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